Please don’t hate me


1. something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. what a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talksh-t about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. when intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) mina: -falls down-
young: -catches her-
mina: “omg i’m so sorry i’m really drunk right now, please don’t hate me.”
young: “chill out, no one hates you.”

2) mina: “please don’t hate me.”
chris: “i should make a drinking game for every time you say ‘please don’t hate me.’
mina: “please don’t hate me please still be my friend”
chris: “you worry too much.”

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