Please say a command


the ever so annoying and pointless feature on an lg phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during cl-ss, gatherings). apparently it is telling you to speak a person’s name so you can call them without pressing any b-ttons, but i don’t think i have ever seen anyone use this feature.
woman’s voice: “please say a command” -beep-

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