please
the magic word
whats the magic word?
another word for “now”.
hand me those cookies, please.
can b used instead of eitha (1) “i don’t believe you” or (2) “yeah, right.”
(1) “ey, i jus f-cked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!” >> “girl, please.”
(2) “stop frontin, u kno u want me!” >> “please.”
in cincinnati (cincy), this is slang/short for “could you please repeat that?”
clerk: ju orda da watr?
cincinnatian: please?
clerk: did you order the water?
1) a word used to ask somebody to do something. its usage is necessary to sound polite. can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out ‘e’ to signify when begging/imploring.
2) to bring pleasure to another being.
1) may we go to the zoo, please?
2) i pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
the one word that will never grant a man oral s-x from a woman.
“yo, can i get a bl-wj-b?”
“…no.”
“please?”
over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great grat-tude or sarcasm.
‘what of it please?’
‘what were you thinking please?’
‘please, get out of my quim please.’
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