Plewink
n. the sound made by a t-rd when it plops into the toilet.
after a long, burning struggle that tested the elastic limits of barry’s -n-s, the fetid m-ss finally gave way to gravity and, like an 8-ball lobbed into a pond, splashed into the toilet with a resolute plewink. barry wiped his tears and, through his legs looked down upon his clumpy marble-brown creation with swelling pride: it was barry’s greatest accomplishment of the day.
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