Plink Plonk Jizz


the unusual s-xual act of inserting alker seltzer up your r-ct-m, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of j-zz. see also fizzing.
pauls conventional sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a plink plonk j-zz

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