plinker


a cross between a plonker and d-ckhead
when nicki doesn’t understand what is being said to her and you need to give a lengthy explanation about something really really simple.

nicki you are such a plinker will you please get a hold off your head and listen. this is really really quite simple silly!!!
another word for remote control; a device used to change channel on a television. can also perform functions such as adjust volume and brightness on television set.
katie: can we turn up the volume?
harriet: sure, just w-ng me the plinker babe.
almost the same as a plonker. but aimed at school children. can also be spelt plinka
did you see rebecca walk into the pole? she is such a plinker!

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