plok
a subst-tute for the “f word”.
what the plok?
“last night i ploked a girl so hard, she cried!”said bobo.
“well don’t over-plok, you might get a ptd, or plok-transmitted disease,” said carl.
m-th- ploka!
ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic – yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.
plok: i can’t posess what i don’t have? what the h-ll?!? i’m cool.
v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.
n. cat puke (from the “plok plok plok ackkk!!!” sound a cat makes while he’s doing it.
she: “ugh!! there’s cat plok in my shoe! it’s ruined!”
he: “yeah, i heard the cat plokking a little while ago.”
a noun which exemplifies the sound of a hen, or a female chicken, laying an egg.
i heard a plok when the hen layed an egg.
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