the act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person’s undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
yo, we are totally plomping mike right now, broseph. he is sooo wasted.
when a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of *sserting his masculinity. the man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. it is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. one who plomps is plompous or a plomp-*ss.
the hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! he was totally plomping.
to smack a chick in the face with your c*ck after you came in her mouth!
dude i plomping ur mom last night!
- smoke a shoe
lingo for smoking something illegal ya’ll ever heard of smoke a shoe?
- bricknells law
if things have been going fairly well, and equilibrium in a social situation has been roughly established, the system will immediately tend toward a chaos fueled by miseducation. man, 2016 was a perfect example of bricknell’s law. oh, like the burning of the library of alexandria? yeah, exactly.
shorthand form for “you don’t understand”. person1: he is your cousin ? person2: ahh, ydu…
an ugly *ss boy that’s always high. why do you talk to connor he’s a booglepot