Plonched
to get drunk to the point of no return. so drunk that you don’t know what your doing for the next three days. symptoms include m-ss amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same s-x best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.
ryan: “what the h-ll happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?”
(ryan’s nana comes out from under the covers.)
nana: “hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?”
ryan: “sh-t nana i don’t remember a thing were we cuddlin?”
nana: “i don’t know i was too plonched to remember.”
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