Plotanium


n. a material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.
jonathan: so how did they turn the planet vulcan into a black hole?

richard: oh, they used red matter, of course. don’t worry about how it works, it’s 100% pure plotanium.

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