plowing my favorite playground
the act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female v-g-n-; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
hey man, did you hear breanne is pregnant?
yeah, it’s a b-mmer. that b-st-rd baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
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