Plumpkin Patch Kid
when a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.
tom’s a plumpkin patch kid.
the pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was h-rny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a bl-w j-b and gave birth to a baby boy.
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