Plump’n’drunk


when two girls get pleasantly plump from eating too many chicken nuggets, tots, smiley fries, and candy, and also get drunk off of too many margaritas while drinking the occasional starbucks. keep in mind that a plump’n’drunk evening will involve at least one girl sh-tting her stomach out from drinking to much starbucks coffee, she will more than likely develop a fear of constipation better know as coprastasophobia.
girl1: want to have a plump’n’drunk night?

girl2: sure, as long as you take the fear of constipation, cause i did it last time.

girl1: perfect. lets make some margaritas!

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