Plunger

the art of shoving sh-t up someone’s -ss then pulling it out
guy: “yo man, me and my girlfriend are getting bored, got any new moves?”
other guy: “yeah man! give her the plunger! it will shock her!”
#sh-t -sssh-t moresh-t
1.) a tool you normally use to fix your toilet
2.) something you put between your b-tt cheeks and squeeze.
aaron put a plunger inbetween his b-ttcheeks
a tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. normally manufactured in asian countries such as malaysia, china, etc. normally advertised to “plunge” waste from one’s toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. this is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with “p–py water,” or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.
beware- man with plunger

i was beholden to plunge mine toilet, but yon plunger had’st its own ideas.
#plunger #toilet #plungr #plungre #plungerr #plunge #p–p #weapon #sword
the worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. a plumbers worst nightmare.
i just took a dump, it was big and brown/
i tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn’t go down/
so i tapped it with a pluger, now it’s swirling round/
i can’t wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
dipping your entire c-ck into a wendy’s frosty.
my c-ck is in this frosty in the wendy’s bathroom. i am giving myself a plunger in this bathroom stall.
another name for erected nipples that pop out of your shirt.
“omg that teacher has plungers!”
#plungers #nipples #erected nipples #plingers #plungars
someone who’s -rs- is that fat, when they get up from the loo the seat comes with them.
‘there goes that fat tw-t again – the f-cking plunger’
#toilet seat #t-rd #bog #fat -rs- #b-m
a p-n-s
“chuckies and skitters are actual terms”
“you are pulling my plunger”
##andysmaw ##p-n-s ##plunger ##pullingmyplunger ##iwasright