Pluntkin


a very precise s-xual act which can only occur on halloween or during mardi gras. while dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a p–p, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a bl-wj-b. these simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.
jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the sh-tter. while squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.

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