the sound a p–p makes when it hits the toilet water.
handywork that occurs inside your panties (i.e. manual stimulation ). he was a bad kisser but his pantywork game was amazing.
- one wipe more
when you sh-t and the sh-t won’t come out but when you wipe it decides to f-ck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more. that one wipe more was taking so long
pen pineapple apple pen in emojis i have a 🖋 i have an 🍎 🍎🖋 i have a 🖋 i have 🍍 🍍🖋 🍎🖋 🍍 🖋 🖋🍍🍎🖋
the queen of the cow. one who is the cow. one who wants to be the cow. oh my god, is that jamoomoo?
it’s basically astronomy, but said in a funny way. hey, nerd, did you go to astroonomy today?