when you meet a girl for your first date, and she’s 20 pounds heavier than her profile pictures.
d*mn dude. went on a date with a girl last night. i thought she’d be smokin’ hot, but when i met her i got hit with a plus20.
the perpetual feeling of wanting to end your own existence. man im feeling soo thivi right now
- quaker parrot
a quaker parrot is a very loud parrot species. their natural habitat are warm places and some a bit colder. they are usually hard to have in apartments because well.. they’re loud. they’re friendly and peaceful unless you mess with them. they adjust to new places pretty well. ugh.. he’s being just like a quaker […]
sk*nkalotapuss is the woman who gets pregnant and says the baby is yours and it’s not and then she tells you you need to quit drinking or she is going to leave you. all the while she is sk*nking it up with other guys behind your back. that emily is such a sk*nkalotapuss!
- social justice bullies
people who do not realize that people make ignorant mistakes. mostly from what i’ve seen tumblr plays a huge part in this. basically, sjbs are people that see someone has said something wrong or anti-semitic and they get on social media, call them out, (which is fine) but then they take it to another level […]