Pmdepressing
depressing, caused by pms.
girl: i want to kill myself, i don’t feel like me anymore.
guy: you’re just pmdepressing, you’ll be fine in a week.
week later….
girl: you make me so happy babe! let’s get married.
guy: (crickets)…
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