PMP
pmp “permanent man’s period” – unlike women who have a monthly cycle, contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & b-tchiness!
wow, what is his issue? he won’t stop complaining & nagging at me? he has pmp!
-noun- a “pmp” is a personal media player. these devices tend to have at least a 5″ screen and some have up to a 12″ screen. they play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do pda functions and run operating systems. they are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of mom’s suv.
“bobby whipped out his pmp on the plane and watched “soul plane” to p-ss the time.”
“with my pmp, i can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time…b-tches!”
pmp: peed my pants
more than “lol”
how do you punish helen keller?
..give her a basketball and tel her to read it.
pmp!!!
p–p my pants.
synonym to laugh out loud (lol)
comedian: “so, ah, jesus, mohammad and the elephant-headed hindu g-d of good fortune, ganesh, all walk into a hooters…”
…punchline.
you: “pmp!”
action-meanining to add(pack) some meth/scante in a pokie(bowl). the gl-ss tool used for smoking the meth/scante..
k’doll—hey -sshole you smoked all the scante in the pokie!!
wino–and what do you want me to do about it?
k’ doll— pmp (pack my pokie)!!!
p-ssing my pants as in stfu etc
a: bla bla funny sh-t
b: pmp
pee my pant
“something that was funny”
response: pmp
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