pmpu
“p-ssing my pants uncontrollably”
internet chat acronym. to laugh so hard you p-ss your pants uncontrollably. iften used in conjunction with “laugh out loud” or “lol”
lolroflmaopmpu! – or “laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing my -ss off p-ssing my pants uncontrollably!”
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