the act of getting highly inebriated on a small amount of alcohol and acting in a completely uncommon, and often times, inappropriate manner.
man, chris got so pocius’d last night. he was dancing with this girl and poured water all over her head as a joke.
- sh*gging the haggis
having s-x with sheep. look at johnny out there in the field sh-gging the haggis. what a pervert!
the noise a 9 year old makes when pokked in the face i poked my brother and he went bleee
awesome sauce person who loves the flash, and obsesses over things that aren’t often obsessed over. she is really friendly, gets along with people, and high fives random people. person a: omg you really like the flash and arrow. you must be a kruthi person b: omg yes!
- the patty mayonnaise
having s-x with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you’re done then you smack her in the v-g-n- with a hand full of mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is “roger clots” “i just got the patty mayonnaise”
- fresno threesome
a threesome with two of the three partic-p-nts being related. usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area. “i hooked up with this girl a while ago and i met her cousin last night. i was catching vibes so i think i’ll go for […]