pocket boner
when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
i checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket b-n-r!!
the buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a movie theater or sports event.
james: “3 packs of m&m’s and a twix bar.. really dog?
dan: “always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket b-n-r we’ll have to split.
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