pocket calculation
when you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
“that girl at the bar is hot, i might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation”
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