your pockets way of annoying your friends and family
guy 1: h-llo
pocket dial: static
guy 1: just got pocket dialed
when a person’s cell phone/blackberry located in a pocket accidentally dials someone, unbeknowst to the person carrying it. the receipient of the call usually receives a very annoying, long and potentially incriminating message.
i swear i didn’t call you at 2:30am last night– my phone must have pocket-dialed your number.
in the cell phone age, pocket dialing is when your cell phone, seemingly of its own free will, dials your friends (or worse, enemies) at inappropriate times. this could be caused by small pockets or objects in the pockets that press b-ttons on your phone – including the send b-tton.
i was totally making out with this chick when i realized i had pocket dialed my girlfriend. that was the last time she heard me moan – for some reason the b-tch now wants nothing to do with me.
when your cell phone, whilst in your pocket, randomly calls a number.
sam: (returning the pocket dial) “hey margie did you just call me? i answered my phone, but only heard you talking in the background.”
margie: “oh, sorry man! i must have pocket dialed you!”
- dentyne ice
where a girl jacks you off using a tube of toothpaste as lube. i hear leroy was getting some dentyne ice from felesha at the drive- in the other night. no wonder he be crossing his legs, because his d-ck is still tingling.
a beautiful girl inside out that is nicest person you will ever meet. she will be more successful than most girls out there. and she’s bad as h-ll . and she has a great sense of humor jaleace is so nice and funny.
- salty snowman
when you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the -j-c-l-t- freeze. yo, sam p-ssed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.
- p*ssy diver
one who licks p-ssy juice by sticking their head into girl’s v-g-n-s. joe is a p-ssy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl’s v-g-n-s
the increased appet-te you experience from smoking marijuana. “where’s dave?” “he’s off getting a hempet-te.”