Pocket Dog


the act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can m-st-rb-t- in your pants.
person 1: are you pocket doging?!?!?
person 2: no!!
person 1: show me your hands!
a small breed dog. chihuahua, pomerinian, shih-tzu, yorkie, etc.
my pocket dog will bite off your ankle, dude.

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