pocket dragon


a lighter.
do you by any chance have a pocket dragon on you?
a flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. a lighter.
knight one : ‘wouldest thou p-ss me the pocket dragon most n-ble sir?’
knight two : ‘verily good sir, butest only if thou p-sseth to the left’
common cigarette lighter
let me see your pocket dragon so i can light up.

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