pocket facebooked
when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
jimmy —– “i’m going to school!”
tara —- “dkah”
jimmy “what does that mean?”
tara “you’ve been pocket facebooked!!”
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