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Pocket Jesus

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  -any person who freely expresses their opinions on life, based on personal experiences. -that person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective. -someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject. -mark always asks his cousin for pocket-philosopher advice when he moves […]

• pocket bike

  a miniature motorcycle that is a small-scale replica of a full sized production (usually race version) motorcycle. pocketbikes originated in j-pan in the 1980s and naturally people started racing them. the trend moved towards europe where the racing has grown, and now it has reached the usa. original pocket bikes were made in j-pan, and […]

• Pocket Macarena

  the act of patting down every pocket to ensure you’ve got all essentials with you before departing to your destination. “wait, do i have my keys? let me do the pocket macarena just in case.”

• The Wilt Chamberlain

  when you and your partner go through over 100 different s-xual positions in a allotted time of 48 minutes. if you successfully do it you are awarded a prize. d: yo wheres devon g: yeah he’s in the hospital d:why? g:he attempted the wilt chamberlain and his back severely cramped up.. d:poor soul

• Lebodade

  the drink consumed particularly during illness, when one’s nose is closed due to rhinitis. blease b-ss be that lebodade… i can’t ged up… by sinuses are gilling be…

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