a tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.
i dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his *ss.
- poop pudding
p**p pudding is the same as power pudding… a combination equal parts of bran, applesauce, & raisins or prunes &/or prune juice warmed & given a small portions to relieve constipation after a week of gas & bloating b*tt no stool, p**p pudding saved the day.
- poop thighs
when resting your elbows on your thighs for a long time while defecating, you get visible red sore marks above your knees. i got p**p thighs from playing candy crush on the toilet too long.
- 4-way stop
the intersection of four hallways in an educational building. this usually gets jammed and crammed with useless idiots who do not know how to walk. avoid these at all costs! i’m sorry i’m late! i got stuck in the 4-way stop! a not-so-bright invention in which 4 vehicles must come to a stop because they’re […]
- proximity b*n*r
the arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation. all those nerds at comicon are sporting proximity b*n*rs dressed like theyre “to infinity and beyond” instead of getting a job.