Pocket Picking
when your b-lls are itchy but you don’t want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your b-lls so n-body can see.
1) “are you pocket picking your b-lls?”
“yeah man, my b-lls have been itching all day!”
“well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your b-lls”
2) “my b-lls itch, i think i’m gonna pocket pick them”
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