pocket solitaire
n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public
derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of solitaire, originally a single-player card game. similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
a man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.
one of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:
“this man is playing pocket solitaire, and he’s about to win!”
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