pocket tap
1. when a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your p-n-s. 2. what a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence
did you see that h-m- pocket tap? i can not believe he reached down n gave him a pocket tap
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describes any position that accentuates the derriere, b-ttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc. “descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit”, or ” touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit.”
- poked the wolf
to finger a woman with a hairy v-g-n-. joe: hey i totally poked the wolf last night! sam: no way! who? joe: sarah sam: wow! doesn’t she shave? joe: it was no-shave november.
- poop stalemate
when you’re in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to p–p but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the p–ping. i had to miss cl-ss today because the p–p stalemate i was in lasted 20 minutes.
- poo punch
this is when one sh-ts on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street. “martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched martin… he never recovered.”
- pope mode
to hide any object, or drop from conversation, anything that the pope might find offensive if he hypothetically was to come over for dinner. often invoked for visits from parents, co-workers, parent evaluators, or anyone else, where significant ramifications could occur from your friends outing your drug, s-x, and alcohol lifestyle. my parents are arriving […]