when yo place your p*n*s in your friends pocket without them knowing
susie didn’t realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone
- pimp my ride p*ssy
pmrd. modified/customized v*g*n*/p*ssy. ranging from re-virginized to decorated to custom aka new p*ssy. guy 1 – “this girl has strong features but that body is crazy” guy 2 – “enjoy that pimp my ride p*ssy😂, just hope the ball sweat smell is gone”
- colby smith
colby is really bad at bottle-flipping, has bad hair and really white. he “thinks he’s a legend but is really a huge jerk than is mean to people any chance he gets.” colby smith is *your mom*.
- afghan blender
when your getting your p*n*s chewed/chomped off in an act of s*xual pleasure. “dude she’s such a sl*t. she gave me the dirtiest afghan blender in the backseat of her rover.”
a person who is extremely talented at deep throat. b*tch over here swallowing meatswords like a god d*mn d*ckgician…..