poconut
term for anyone who, on purpose, chooses to live in the poconos, and over time experiences a “pocono mind dump”, thereby losing all mental function and common sense.
watchout for route 209 on a sunday, it is crawlin with poconuts.
physical contact with one’s t-st-cl-s by one’s own or another’s appendage, typically the hand. in certain contexts the appendage doing the touching could be represented by an elbow, a knee, a foot or even a fist. a “bare”, “hairy” or “cracked” poconut implies skin on skin contact, while a “poconut on the tree” or “poconut with leaves” indicates indirect contact as when an intervening article of clothing or fabric shields the target t-st-cl-(s) from otherwise receiving a direct physical contact (si.e. kin on skin) from the touching appendage.
1. joe: that tsa guy was a little bit too friendly. he gave me a couple of poconuts.
bob: oh man, were they hairy?
joe: nah, they were on the tree and still had leaves, but i think he would’ve cracked one open if i had gone to the private screening area with him.
2. ken had a date with barbie last night. i knew she liked candy and all, but apparently she played the easter bunny and gave him some serious poconut belly jean action.
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