Podgergeist
many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.
legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
she was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
however not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… she is said to walk the streets of sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘stephen’…
then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
i might just get up from bed for a gl-ss of water… holy cr-p what just walked through my front garden??? phew, it’s a cat… for a second i thought it was the dreaded podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
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