podinker


when you partake in -n-l intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you -j-c-l-t- you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.
guy 1: yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

guy 2: yea what did you guys do last night?

guy 1: she was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a pod-nker in both eyes.

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