Poetaster


an amateurish poet. usually teenagers pr-ne to angst. additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.
dude, i hate writer’s workshop. it’s really just a big poetasters anonymous meeting in there. and the instructor sucks -ss.

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