poid


a person who carries themself with the air of a tw-t, or tool; a person who is a nerd
paulito is an absolute poid
coooooooooooooooch!!!!!

v-g-n-, but an awesome name for it.
waiter: “can i take your order?”

customer: “what are the specials?”

waiter: “well, there’s the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack.”

customer: “that sounds delightful – i’ll take it!”

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