poif


a lazy, wealthy arrogance; a ball of fluff, two faced
example :{a fattened furry dog that refuses to move for traffic)

the seat cushions make me feel poif.

you big poif!

he said he’d backed me up but turned out to be a poif in the end.
the noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
– picks up foam devil’s axe
– pokes at john with it
-poif- -poif-

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