Poindexter shoes
big shoes with m-ssive oversized heals usualy between sizes 4-11 they are so hideous only the hideously unpopular would wear them.
usualy those who wear them wear big gl-sses and are wannabes that pretend to be intelligent when they don’t really know a d-mn.
kid trips over nerd with the oversized “poindexter shoes” he is wearing
kid- -in sarcastic tone- “hey nice shoes where did you get them from?”
poindexter- “uhm really gee thanks i got another pair at home if you would like a pair”
-kids friends laugh-
kid- “puh like i would wear them don’t you understand the term sarcasm why don’t you wear trainers like us dudes then people will think you are cool and won’t think you are a poindexter”
poindexter- -scratches head- “duh sarcasm poindexter cool?”
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