Poip the Mooster
the term poip the mooster refers to the action of breaking through the toilet paper with the pointer finger and poking the -n-s. this term is also known as “scratching the rusty sheriff’s badge” and “poking the disciple”
after you poip the mooster you must wash your hands.
i hope you poip the mooster!
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