poisoned chalis
chalis: a cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. a desirable object
poisoned chalis: a prize that has had its l-stre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.
poisoned chalis: a lesbian that turns down your offer of s-x but wants to remain friends.
the offer of a job as the english football team manager was a poisoned chalis. he realised that it was footb-lls prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.
oh man look at her she’s beautiful. i get a b-n-r whenever she walks past but she’s as lezzer as they come mate! i want to be her friend but i know she will never sh-g me – thats what i call a poisoned chalis.
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