Poke and Revoke


the act of having s-x with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.
guy 1: “i totally poke and revoke’d gabriela.”
guy 2: “better hope you don’t run into her.”

Read Also:

  • Megajug

    a bottle of lotion near the computer usually used during the m-st-rb-t–n acts d-mn i just saw this p-rno and the girl was fine as h-ll and i had to use some of my special megajug

  • mega jugger

    a female who is well endowed (has big honkers). she’s a mega jugger!

  • Craggy Island

    a fictional island off the west coast of ireland. it is where the channel 4 sitcom father ted is mainly set. they say if you’re heading away from the island, you’re heading in the right direction. “father ted, father dougal and father jack live on craggy island.”

  • MLELM

    the definition of mlelm is if something sounds like “mlelm” then it’s onomatopoeuic. “faye’s fingers sound like mlelm when she strokes me.”

  • DiddyBodz

    the combination of two individuals united by a common perspective on life and work who often communicate solely through hip hop lyrics. rules of diddybodz: 1. always wear pink on wednesdays. 2. never make fun of each other in front of others. 3. aviator sungl-sses. always. “she’s the best i ever had,” said matt. “man, […]


Disclaimer: Poke and Revoke definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.