Poke Stalker


creepy people on facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going….then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.
-sighs- i have another poke stalker, i wish i could poke him in the face, freak.

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