Pokécamper


a term for npc trainers that camp out in spots where a player character cannot avoid them, such as hiding behind a corner on a one-way path through a gym. this can be especially irritating for an impatient player trying to speedrun the game.
the player reached mistralton gym and began to make his way to battle skyla for a jet badge. trying to run into as few trainers as possible, the player navigated his way through a torrent of obstacles that were the result of yet another mentally insane gym leader’s fetish gone awry.

player: “what the h-ll is with all these cannons? anyway, i hope this next one takes me straight to my jet badge.”

the player was then jettisoned over to a landing area marked with parallel red lines, where a trainer was waiting for him.

player: “son of a b-tch, f-cking pokécamper!”

worker brady: “i’m making preparations to fly ever higher!”

player: “i think your high enough.”
1 more definition
pokecamper – (pohk kam-per)
1. a person without a life, who in a facebook poke war camps on facebook hovering over the poke b-tton, waiting for someone to poke them, and immediately pokes them back. a pokecamper can be heard making grunting, snorting, or animal noises when a successful poke is completed. similar to the noise made when making a twitching face when humping or in the action of mating.
2. a person who attends a religious summer camp or day camp.
3. a vehicle specifically intended to be used for s-xual pursuits; also called a sh-ggin’ wagon, f-cktruck, s-xvan, and/or humpmobile.
jessica is such a friggin’ pokecamper, she always pokes me right back after i poke her!

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