poked in the nuts


a technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
steve: hey matt, how come i can’t get to the urban dictionary?
matt: f-ck, looks like the the god d-mn router is poked in the nuts again.
a man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

mom:what did you see?

richie:i saw this man who got poked in the nuts by a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!

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