pokegasm
the intense feeling you have when you poke your partner so hard you feel pleasure.
they began poking each other so hard, they had a pokegasm.
a state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of pokemon products.
you just got pokemon: destiny deoxys and pokemon: jirachi wishmaker, i’m totally having a pokegasm!
1.(noun) uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) to experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.
examples :
friend: look what i ordered for you from teh interwebs! it’s a custom made mew charm necklace!
a self proclaimed “shegufta”: that’s mah favorite pokémon! it’s so cute! omg omg omg. it’s so amazing that i had a pokégasm
dude 1:dude i just caught missing no.! that’s so cool that i’m pokégasming!
dude 2: um… missing no. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
dude 1: i think my pokégasm is over…
1st gen lover 1: i’ve heard rumors they’re starting a new pokémon season… using only first generation pokémon.
1st gen lover 2: really?!? i think i just had a pokégasm.
-they check online-
both of them : wtf! it’s a fan series and it’s original characters, not ash ketchum. pffffft. epic fail.
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