Pokemon Eyes


impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see’s a particularly large ‘pocket monster’ and is unwilling to proceed any further.
lovely lady: heya smexy
pokemon master: would you like to see my pocket monster?
(whips out the pokemon)
lovely lady: that goes where???
pokemon master: your pokemon eyes are beautiful

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