Poke’poop
the art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. most oftenly occuring at poke’parties. the term derives from the legendary mitch-ll faulkner. scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. by sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. this is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.
bob: dude… i gotta dump something fierce but i’m in the middle of training my lvl 97 bidoof!
bill: just play while your doing it dude? the poke’p–p exists for a reason.
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the act of playing any edition of pokemon on any handheld console, while you are going number 2 in the bathroom. it is a way of multi-tasking and p-ssing time on the toilet.
evan: hey man, i heard you’re addicted to pokemon but your 19 years old and in college. isn’t there a better way to spend your time?
juan: i love to pokep–p in order to save time. its smelly, fun, and i never have to stop playing!!
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