poki-roki dance
a dance one does when dealt dem poki-roki’s (two aces) in your hole cards in texas hold-em. the dances ch-r-ography is that of raising ones arms while your hands are pointing outwards horizontally; then making a ‘wobbling’ motion with your arms and head.
much has been debated over the origins of the poki-roki dance. some have even proclaimed it was first used by the ancient egyptians (due its similar style). however it was infact first used in a poker room in aberdeen during the early 21st century by players desperate to be dealt dem poki-roki’s.
it is now used by many who want or who have just been dealt two aces.
the following two scenarios show a realistic reenactment of a typical poki-roki- dance related converstation
example 1:
(player is dealt aces) player: ‘do the poki-roki dance!’ (note: this is usually done online to avoid tells)
example 2:
(player want aces) player 1: ‘do the poki-roki dance!’
player 2: ‘how? what is it’
player 3: ‘are you a n00b?
player 1: queck to the left then queck to the right. i love dem rocks!
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